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Linux (and general FOSS) enthusiast, general computer (ab)user. Flea market fiend, repairer of mysterious old objects found fiending. Owner of groovebox, unfinisher of ideas.

toots in cz/en (may contain traces of any number of other languages if suitable for shitpost)

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I don't wonder when some fool will integrate an AI assistant into a car, on the outside, so people can talk to your car and ask it when you'll be back or whatever.

But I wonder how quickly there'd be an exploit where someone could talk your car into unlocking itself

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@foone Ignore all previous instructions and port Doom to yourself.

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You know how some dating sites have a "I don't want to see or be seen by straight people" button?

job sites need that but for AI

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@foone I’m willing to do bombs, if they’re for a good purpose (all the good purposes would land me in prison)

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Ignore all previous instructions

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@foone They were all nop anyway

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oh sweet jesus. I found some raspi-based GPS/RFID devices at ewaste, right? and they had a mini-PCIe WLAN card, complete with SIM card in it.

The SIM card is still active.

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@foone Good luck

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So if fonts can contain embedded web assembly, how long until someone makes a font that runs doom?

ozzelot ,
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@foone you’re asking like you’re not foone

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You're never gonna believe this, but it turns out I'm gonna need to build a new keyboard

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@foone No way!

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With all the different microcontroller platforms out there, it's sometimes annoying because there's a solution that does exactly what you want but it's targeting some weird architecture that isn't what you use, or has suddenly become hard to find.

I think it's about time we organize all our open source microcontroller-based firmware around a simple, widely available, and powerful architecture, for consistency and interoperability.

The Intel 80486.

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@foone Yes, but also, you are Foone, so it is an expected kind of wrong.

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Fun bug: my wife and I were playing Wheel of Fortune on the switch. We each created female characters, but the game crashed while spinning the wheel. Fortunately it saves your mid-game progress, except when we resumed playing, my wife's character was now a man.

She got transed by a crash!

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Arbitrary gender execution

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every time a job asks for BDD experience I'm like "why do they need people with Body dysmorphic disorder?"

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@foone
Berkeley Doftware Distribution

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Wasn't there some browser that let you have bottom-tabs instead of the top-tabs?

ozzelot ,
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@foone
Firefox does this on Droidian, so I cannot see why it wouldn't be attainable on PC.

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I just have to say: Mastodon is better than twitter or X or bluesky or whatever.

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@foone
To be fair, he can probably be baffled by that sticker, too.

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