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Lead Developer for DigiDNA's iMazing - https://imazing.com Talking about code, operating systems, electronics and astrophotography. http://xs-labs.com - he/him 🦄

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Oh my god.

All my life I‘ve been paranoid about accidentally putting the wrong fuel in my cars and it turns out THAT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE ANYMORE because they made the diesel nozzles bigger, so they won’t fit

Why do anxieties inherited from my dad not update themselves 🙃🙃🙃

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@fasterthanlime Your car doesn’t start, a zombie outbreak starts, you cannot flee, you get half-eaten and become a zombie yourself. Or, your car doesn’t start, a Justin Bieber show starts at the gas station, you cannot flee, you end up with a dedicated Justin Bieber tattoo on your bum. Fuel is scary business…

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