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foobarsoft

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Professional Java and iOS developers. I like Sci-Fi, video games, tech, TV, movies, and just learning new things about the world.

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I should build a coin operated PC tower for reasons

foobarsoft ,
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@foone Maybe it works like the old AT keyboard locks computers had? 50¢ buys you a minute of typing?

18+ foone , an Random Englisch
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I finally figured out what's wrong with my dryer!
There's no drum to put the clothes in. This is a rookie mistake, Samsung.

foobarsoft ,
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@foone What if every time the dryer finished the beep was one note of Uptown Girl? See how long it takes them to notice.

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Bad idea that could still make a lot of money:
A small desk-size washing machine, with proprietary soap packets, designed to clean keyboard keycaps.

foobarsoft ,
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@foone The Bob dishwasher exists, seems like that’s all the tech someone would need. Just shrink it more and maybe don’t heat the water too much. I bet it’d be very cute.

Bonus points if it has dishwasher like cages to hold individual keys so they don’t go flying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVup5ya0WVQ

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