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apicultor

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In a sense, I am a beekeeper, hence the username.

I work in the rail industry trying to secure all the things: tons of legacy infrastructure which is now being networked.

Never forget: there is no cloud, there is only other people's computers.

I break shit for fun. Sometimes I even fix it afterwards!

They say that "life is what happens while we're busy making other plans", and they're right; tot i que la vida m'ha allunyat de Catalunya, tinc moltes ganes de tornar a casa.

Geek. Aspie. Poly.

Dieses Profil is von einem föderierten Server und möglicherweise unvollständig. Auf der Original-Instanz anzeigen

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Hiya! I'm a programmer looking for full-time work in the SF Bay Area (or remote!)
I'm primarily a Python dev, but I've got significant experience in Java, C#, C++/C, Ruby, and JS.

I've focused a lot on Continuous Integration in recent years but I've got experience with in-house tool development, embedded software, back-end server stuff, and UI/Web/HIL test automation.
I've a lot of experience in digitization/archival work.

My resume & email:
https://wiki.foone.org/w/My_Resume

Thanks!

apicultor ,
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@foone Anyone who doesn't hire you is a fucking idiot.

That is all.

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Tesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivated

Musk could devote less time to Tesla if pay isn't re-approved, shareholders hear.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/tesla-chair-says-elon-musk-needs-46-billion-pay-plan-to-stay-motivated/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

apicultor ,
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@arstechnica Holy shit.

> Musk could devote less time to Tesla if pay isn't re-approved, shareholders hear.

That's what I call win/win. Sack him and save $46bn.

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I wonder how hard it is to make a fake USB printer.
Like, a printer that takes any printout and goes "yep, that printed just fine" but nothing ever comes out anywhere

apicultor ,
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@foone A printer that never throws an error? No fucking way.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! 💸💸💸

"PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?"

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Terrible idea: Christian programmer who comments their code with references to Bible verses which are applicable to the code's situation

apicultor ,
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@foone Not gonna lie, you got me thinkin' of Samuel L. Jackson there for a moment.

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Cisco firewall 0-days under attack for 5 months by resourceful nation-state hackers

Perimeter devices ought to prevent network hacks. Why are so many devices allowing attacks?

https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/04/cisco-firewall-0-days-under-attack-for-5-months-by-resourceful-nation-state-hackers/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

apicultor ,
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@arstechnica >Perimeter devices ought to prevent network hacks. Why are so many devices allowing attacks?

Because of shitty engineering and nobody giving a fuck about doing things right.

It just isn't more exciting than that. Sorry.

A great recent example is the shoddy Python in Palo Alto devices (CVE-2024-3400), and of course being run as root because why not:
https://labs.watchtowr.com/palo-alto-putting-the-protecc-in-globalprotect-cve-2024-3400/

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