Not the account for the random hotel or restaurant. "Pay with the O'Burger app!" "Collect 425 SkyPoints with a Platinum Membership!"
You don't need an online account to buy food at a grocery, but if you had one I guarantee they'd spam the heck out of you, alongside whatever else they might do with your data.
The fustercluck of comedic timing and ever more infuriating bad luck culminating in righteous anger and bewilderment at the absurdity of dying instantly to nothing is the most beautiful thing to grace my screen this year.
That kind of luck has got to be a once in a decade thing.
Yup, as much as I vibe with the doughnut, getting to the roof trunk is a nightmare in a single story building, and every turn risks a surprise roadtrip to a nearby window. It's much harder to upset the pickle, and it it can run on vinegar!
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