Untitled Goose Game ( slrpnk.net ) Englisch

E: sorry, I realize this isn't actually a meme. I meant to post to /c/shitpost, but since this is already at 100 upvotes, I'm going to leave it.

It's ok. You don't have to comment that this is the wrong sub for this; I've got you covered.

Batman ,

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

Slovene ,

And then it bites you in the caboose.

Rozauhtuno ,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Honk!

elvith ,

Peace was never an option

assassinatedbyCIA ,

There’s an unhinged psychosis in those eyes.

lapislazuli ,

Meh, live and let live.

Coldgoron ,

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JizzmasterD ,

No more than a quack…

Etterra ,

Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they're crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They're stupid, but not suicidal, and we'll get out of the fucking way.

LodeMike ,

and we’ll get out of the fucking way.

This guy is a goose confirmed.

toastal ,

What is their mission?

NigelFrobisher ,

Canada geese are satans.

(Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)

NotAViciousCyborg ,

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate

Mossheart ,

We actually refer to them by their proper name here, the Canadian cobra-chicken.

w2tpmf ,

Cobra Chickens

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

HJØNK!

bquintb ,
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https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/e70023a1-608c-481a-8f75-0cac87757d14.jpeg

SoleInvictus ,

Have you ever eaten one, though? They're delicious and are colloquially known as the roast beef of the sky. I think they're so tender and delicious because they don't hold anything back, immediately letting all anger and negativity out as it arises.

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