JimVanDeventer ,

When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

Rolando ,

I read that in Texas, you're expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?

NigelFrobisher ,

The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

nul42 ,

Every day is squats day

Zerush ,
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Well, seems apparently a good idea

https://file.coffee/u/IwFQ6-aLVXL7C0dskwHZd.jpg

HootinNHollerin OP ,
cinabongo ,

Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

HootinNHollerin OP , (Bearbeitet )

And shaggy! It took me a while to find those sandwiches because I thought they were looney tunes. Nope, Scooby Doo

Then I was too invested and had to throw in Saddam

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

i'm a subscriber to my cinema and i'm supposed to get concessions 25% off.

A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5

wreckedcarzz ,
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When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater

this meme but he's at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means

Dirk ,
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Not because I can't afford it but because I don't accept it!

funn ,

😂

meleethecat ,

They’re big pants people.

whostosay ,

People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.

henfredemars ,

My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.

HootinNHollerin OP ,

That’s wife material

SkyezOpen ,

Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.

Kusimulkku ,

The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol

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