johannesvanderwhales ,

Wait do people do lines off of cell phones these days?

SubArcticTundra ,
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Yes, that is the common practice. You'd think the bacteria off your fingers would get into your nose that way

akwd169 ,

I've hoovered up a bit of schneef in my day

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Have you hoovered barnyard schneef?

ummthatguy ,
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I've hoovered schneef off the yolk of an ox.

akwd169 ,

Have you hoovered library schneef?

ummthatguy ,
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I've hoovered schneef off the D-day microfilm roll.

ummthatguy ,
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ImplyingImplications ,

You took over the tiff. Out tangoed the tosser. Tough titties on that trade you twit, no truce.

ummthatguy ,
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Underestimated, unequivocal, and unforgiving usurper. Unity as usual uplifts usefulness. Understand?

yngmnwntr ,

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

irish_link ,

I love that you were accurate with your placement.

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