Mullvad vpn, are there people attacking you on the internet? Well you need a good defense! Like these tomahawk cruise missles! (plane gets hit)
It has all ram servers! And uh (plane begins to death spiral) it stops companys from spying on your web traffic and safe gaurds your data! Like a parachute (looks for parachute)
F%@! S¥℅~ thanks mulvad vpn for the sponser ship! (fades to black)
-disclaimer i am not sponserd by any vpn service and just wanted to shitpost,