Sarcasmo220 ,

It's not "I'm so hungry I can eat a small child."

Its "I'm only hungry enough to eat a small child.

According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

LoveSausage ,
Diplomjodler3 ,

Small children are more tender but I often need two before I'm full.

Daft_ish ,

"Pasta"

x4740N ,

BUY A SCALE

Metric is the better system

Coreidan , (Bearbeitet )

Your mom is the better system

billgamesh ,

do you manually weigh spaghetti?

meekah ,
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I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn't need to be exact

sudo_shinespark ,

This from ye olde tumblr

Imgonnatrythis ,

Wtf, did you just cook me a woman's size pasta portion? Do you think I'm getting fat?

NegativeInf ,

No, you aren't fat honey, just impotent.

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